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🐸 Kiss Me, I’m a Frog (Probably): Jungle Dating Just Got Weirder
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🐸 Kiss Me, I’m a Frog (Probably): Jungle Dating Just Got Weirder

Welcome back, hopeless romantics and hopeless navigators. I’m Zach Roosta, and today we tackle one of nature’s slimiest enigmas:What do you do when a frog insists on kissing you to…
Posted by jrooster July 6, 2025
💘 Love in the Jungle: When an Ostrich Steals Your Heart… and Your Compass
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💘 Love in the Jungle: When an Ostrich Steals Your Heart… and Your Compass

Ah, the jungle. The air is thick with mystery. The vines are dramatic. And somewhere, just beyond the fern line, an ostrich is making prolonged eye contact with you. Welcome…
Posted by jrooster July 6, 2025
🏕️ Surviving the Wild: Tip #87 — Befriend a Bear (It’s Just Good Networking)
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🏕️ Surviving the Wild: Tip #87 — Befriend a Bear (It’s Just Good Networking)

Welcome, outdoorsy misfits and indoor survival strategists! It’s your boy, Zach Roosta, author of The Worst Survival Guide Ever—the only manual that prepares you for absolutely nothing and yet… everything.…
Posted by jrooster July 6, 2025
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