Welcome to the semi-functional digital home of Zach Roosta—writer, questionably certified survival expert, and the mind behind The Worst Survival Guide Ever.
This site is where the book ends and the nonsense continues.
Here, you’ll find:
- 🪓 Comically bad survival advice
- 🧠 Random thoughts from the abyss of Zach’s brain
- 📝 Irregularly updated blog posts that explore life’s big questions—like Can you cook an egg on a laptop? and How long is too long to wear one pair of socks?
We specialize in turning ordinary life into absurd comedy. Whether you’re here for the book, the blog, or just lost in the internet again—welcome. Stay awhile. Laugh a little. Question everything.
And remember: if something on this site sounds useful, it’s probably not.